ourbedroomafterthewar: life is like a box of chocolates in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
my boyfriends a fucking ASSHOLE fucking fuck fuck fucker!!!!!!!! but it ok i have wine and vodka
I saw that nothing was permanent. You don’t want to possess anything that is...– Yoko Ono (via vashti)
TO THE YOUNG WHO WANT TO DIE Sit down. Inhale. Exhale. The gun will wait....– Gwendolyn Brooks (via avdunstar)
…and come live with me. And die with me, and everything with me.– Lolita, Nabokov (via russiadoesitbetter)
got my braces off after five years I look damn sexy tbh